Found this in Usenet group rec.sport.hockey:
Every phreakin night Gary Bettman wakes up in a cold sweat with his eyes bugging out of his head. Gary suffers through the agonizing recurring nightmare of an all-Canada Stanley Cup Final. The Canucks vs. the Senators would be a TV ratings disaster more horrifying than Michael Jackson’s face.
NB: Gary Bettman is the Commisioner of the NHL