{"id":39,"date":"2003-05-08T16:19:09","date_gmt":"2003-05-08T14:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bygden.nu\/jonas\/?p=39"},"modified":"2005-09-20T16:39:25","modified_gmt":"2005-09-20T14:39:25","slug":"gary-bettmans-worst-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bygden.nu\/jonas\/index.php\/2003\/05\/08\/gary-bettmans-worst-nightmare\/","title":{"rendered":"Gary Bettman&#8217;s worst nightmare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Found this in Usenet group rec.sport.hockey:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Every phreakin night Gary Bettman wakes up in a cold sweat with his eyes bugging out of his head. Gary suffers through the agonizing recurring nightmare of an all-Canada Stanley Cup Final. The Canucks vs. the Senators would be a TV ratings disaster more horrifying than Michael Jackson&#8217;s face.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><i>NB: Gary Bettman is the Commisioner of the NHL<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found this in Usenet group rec.sport.hockey: Every phreakin night Gary Bettman wakes up in a cold sweat with his eyes bugging out of his head. Gary suffers through the agonizing recurring nightmare of an all-Canada Stanley Cup Final. The Canucks vs. the Senators would be a TV ratings disaster more horrifying than Michael Jackson&#8217;s face. &#8230; <a title=\"Gary Bettman&#8217;s worst nightmare\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/bygden.nu\/jonas\/index.php\/2003\/05\/08\/gary-bettmans-worst-nightmare\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Gary Bettman&#8217;s worst nightmare\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hockey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bygden.nu\/jonas\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bygden.nu\/jonas\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bygden.nu\/jonas\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bygden.nu\/jonas\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bygden.nu\/jonas\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bygden.nu\/jonas\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bygden.nu\/jonas\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bygden.nu\/jonas\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bygden.nu\/jonas\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}